The Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis was taped in Los Angeles Saturday night, and it sounds like the action star had a roaring good time being lampooned - even when it was being done by his ex-wife Demi Moore. The G.I. Jane actress earned a standing ovation by hinting that Willis slept with Harvey Weinstein to secure Pulp Fiction and blaming the demise of their marriage on Willis's jealousy: "I just think Bruce never really got over the fact that I rocked the bald look better than he did".
The pair share three daughters - Rumer, Scout and Tallulah - who were all in the audience with Bruce's wife Emma Heming.
Demi made a surprise appearance during her ex-hubby's comedy roast and it was all kinds of fun, well - that's if you enjoy watching one ex-partner poke fun at the other. He wondered how a bartender from New Jersey became the biggest movie stars of our time.
Indeed, Willis felt the heat on topics ranging from his one-note acting range, lack of hair, love life and music career. He said that he wanted to be just like Willis and told him that he yearned to "be the global d*ckhead powerhouse you are".
Gordon-Levitt portrayed a younger version of Willis in the 2012 science fiction thriller Looper, and reportedly spent a considerable amount of time working with writers on the special. All the while comedians Kevin Pollak, Dom Irrera, domestic Goddess & roast regular Martha Stewart, and Roastmaster General Jeff Ross enjoyed dragging Willis with jokes that tested the boundaries of what is offensive and what isn't with loving inappropriateness. But are they getting back together? "I$3 thought I dislocated my jaw because I was laughing so hard", he said. Someone chose Christmas for a reason - and I want to find out who.
Well, despite what Willis said the movie's screenwriter Steven E.de Souza seems to reckon it is. For a painful 12 minutes he struggled with pronunciation, repeatedly flubbed lines, required numerous do-overs, and at one point stepped back to sniffle faux (?) tears over his admiration (?) for Willis.
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